God Save the Queen by Mike Carey and John Bolton


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This is the untold story of crazy Queen Mab; her regal rival Queen Titania, their battle for the throne of Fairie and the changeling teen who gets caught in the middle. Rebellious British teenager Linda likes living life on the edge, especially when it includes hanging out with slick elfin motorcycle boy Verian, who has taught her how to shoot up “red horse,” a hallucinogenic combination of heroin mixed with her own blood. The potent mixture not only gets her high, but also gives her frightening visions from the land of Fairie. Linda can see the tortured souls trapped in the dark heart of evil Queen Mab, who has stolen her rival Titania’s throne and forced Titania herself out into the human world to search for help. From Titania, Linda learns that her mother is a fairy, which makes Linda herself half fey. It is Linda’s dual-nature blood that makes “red horse” so powerful, allowing her to see into Mab’s heart. Now Titania is forced to call on her former friend and her teenaged daughter to help her destroy Mab. Because only Linda, who is both fairy AND human, can expose Mab’s black heart…with her unique, intoxicating blood. This darkly compelling graphic novel, richly illustrated in John Bolton’s photo-realistic style, is not for the faint of heart. It’s just as much horror as fantasy, more Stephen King than J.K. Rowling. But those who enjoy Holly Black’s Tithe: A Modern Faerie Tale and its sequels will find this bizarre “Midsummer’s Night Dream” meets “Nightmare on Elm Street” completely captivating. As scary as she was, I couldn’t turn my eyes away from Bolton’s Mab, a pulp-fiction nightmare in black and purple bat-wing taffeta and dirty white cotton candy hair. Depictions of drug use and some gratuitous thong scenes make this one strictly for the high school set. But trust me tweeners, you wouldn’t want to flip this one open anyway–just one panel of Bolton’s murderous skeletal fairies on demonic black horses was enough to give me the heebie jeebies–and I’m thirty-something!

Dead High Yearbook, edited by Mark McVeigh and Ivan Velez

dead highWelcome to Dead High! At this killer school, the only way to get your mug into the annual yearbook is to lose your head…or heart…or some other vital organ. In the boarded-up basement of a condemned high school, this year’s staff is hard at work creating the ultimate high school keepsake, making sure that everyghoul, I mean, everyone is included. Within it’s blood-smeared pages, you’ll find It-girl Rowena, who made the mistake of cuddling a little too close to her new puppy (which just happens to be a demon-possessed Chihuahua—watch out, Paris! This could happen to you!), Louis, whose nasty old grandma-turned-zombie held him hostage for midnight snacking purposes, and Clara, who was so determined to take the SATs that not even decapitation was going to stop her, among many others who had the bad luck of biting it too young. This half-cheesy, half-scary collection of short stories featuring teens meeting their untimely, supernatural ends reminded me of some of the best Tales from the Crypt storylines. I for one enjoy getting my shiver on, and I applaud McVeigh, Velez & crew for giving us a good old-fashioned, full-color, gory teen-themed horror-fest. I enjoyed every blood-curdling minute of it, and if you’re a fan of the Cryptmaster & co., you’ll (grave) dig it too!

Marvel’s Civil War by Mark Millar and Steve McNiven


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Blame it on Speedball. He was the leader of the minor superhero team who were making their living as reality TV stars. But when Speedball and Co. go after a group of villains that are way out of their league in front of the cameras, the fallout from their neighborhood battle is tragic—an entire elementary school is wiped off the map when one of the bad guys goes nuclear. Suddenly the citizens of the United States are up in arms, demanding that all superheroes must be made to register their powers with the government. Leading the pro-registration movement is Tony Stark, aka Ironman, with Peter Parker, the Amazing Spiderman at his side. But not every super person is thrilled about the idea of unmasking, namely Mr. US of A himself, Captain America, who counts half of the Fantastic Four and Daredevil on his side. What happens when the two super sides collide is Civil War, the amazing Marvel comic series that has been sweeping the nation for the past year, and has now been collected into several graphic novels. In addition to reading the main Civil War storyline, you may want to fill in the back story by reading about the conflict through the eyes of some of your other favorite Marvel heroes. My favs wereAmazing Spider-Man, No. 533 (Civil War: Spiderman Unmasked) and Civil War: Young Avengers & Runaways Think about it–who’s side are YOU on?

Arana, vol. 1: Heart of The Spider by Fiona Avery & Mark Brooks

She’s smart, she’s fast, and she’s supadupa-fly–except for the fact she’s a spider! Just don’t call her Spider-Girl, she’s Anya Corazon, aka Arana, the Latina teen who just happened to be in the right place at the right time to score the kinds of acrobatic moves that would make Spider-man look about as scary as a Daddy Long-Legs. Now that she’s working for the mysterious WebCorps, with tall dark Miguel as her Muse, Anya is slowly learning how to harness her Hunter powers in order to trap WASPS, a shadowy criminal underground organization that operates outside society and the law. But how is she going to bust chops, find a decent superhero costume (one of the funniest sequences in the book) and maintain a B+ average at the same time? This first volume of Arana’s adventures is fast-paced and full of laughs, while not giving readers all the answers about Anya’s uncertain future, which is why you’re gonna want to score Arana Volume 2: In The Beginning and Arana Volume 3: Night Of The Hunter as well. And if you like Anya, check out the other titles in the Marvel Age/Adventures imprint. This imprint has always been been near and dear to my heart since it was the one to launch Runaways.

The Plain Janes by Cecil Castellucci and Jim Rugg

The Plain Janes After Jane lives through a terrifying bomb attack on her beloved Metro City (a thinly disguised New York suffering in the wake of 9/11) she chops off most of her hair, dyes the rest black, and determines not to let fear rule her life. But her parents have other ideas, and move the whole family to the arguably “safer” suburbs. Jane is angry and bored until she discovers three other misfit girls, also named Jane, who agree to be part of her pet project to bring culture to the boring ‘burbs, P.L.A.I.N (People Loving Art in Neighborhoods). But not everything goes as planned, and soon the Janes are being targeted by not only the popular mean girls, but the police well! Fresh, irreverent and funny, The Plain Janes is YA author Cecil Castellucci’s (Boy Proof) first GN for DC Comic’s new MINX imprint, aimed at teenage girls. Check out the Janes and other new MINX reads at DC’s very cool website: www.minxbooks.net

American Born Chinese by Gene Luen Yang

American Born Chinese Jin Wang is the new kid at Mayflower Elementary. He is one of only three other Asian American kids, including shy Suzy Nakamura and brainy Wei-Chen Sun. Though Jin is friends with Suzy and Wei-Chen, he wishes he were as popular as blond-haired, blue-eyed Greg, who seems to have everything, including the attention of Amelia Harris, the girl Jin has a crush on. But when Greg asks a special “favor” of Jin that involves “staying with his own kind,” Jin decides he’s has enough of other people’s assumptions of who he is and where he comes from. Channeling the strength and cunning of legendary Chinese trickster, Monkey King, Jin finds a way to break free of negative Asian stereotypes and learn to be comfortable in his own skin. This brightly colored, charismatic graphic novel is rich in wisdom and folklore, and ripe with humor and pop culture references. You don’t have to be American Born Chinese to appreciate the universal message of acceptance, self-esteem, and identity in Gene Yang’s thought-provoking and multi-layered story.

El Zombo Fantasma by Kevin Munroe; Illustrations by Sean Galloway and Dave Wilkins

>El Zombo Fantasma El Zombo Fantasma is afraid of NOTHING – not even Death! When the Mexican pro wrestler is brutally shot in a dark alley after what is to be his last throw-down, he is informed by his afterlife caseworker that if he wants to stroll through the pearly gates, he must go back to Earth and assume the guardian angel-ship of one very small and very angry Belisa Montoya. Beli needs a serious ass-kicker on her side. Turns out she’s the reincarnation of an Incan goddess who should have been sacrificed centuries ago to some grade-A villains known as Los Mascaras Negroes. And they’re ready to cut up Beli’s heart ASAP�but first they’ll have to get through the impressive biceps and Superman-sized chin of the one, the only EL ZOMBO FANTASMA!! And that, my friends, will be no SMALL TASK! Can I just say that El Zombo rocks? This GN was so fast, so furious, so downright sharp and funny and LOUD (the colors are so bright they make your eyes bleed) that I’ve basically been passing it out to every teen I know, wrestling fan or not. El Zombo Fantasma FOREVER!

Runaways, Vol. 1: Pride and Joy by Brian K. Vaughn and Adrian Alphona

Okay, we’ve all seen the Incredibles–Kids find out that their average parents are really secret superheroes. But what if, instead of gooey do-gooders, a group of teens discover that their parents are really super VILLAINS? This group of mismatched offspring find out that their fund-raising, charity-obsessed parents are really much more naughty than nice the night they accidentally witness their folks commit murder during one of their top secret “meetings.” Disturbed beyond belief, the teens (among them a jock-boy, computer whiz, goth girl, and “good” girl) take off in one of the parents’ minivan in order to buy time as they try and determine what to do. Meanwhile, each of them is discovering their own latent talents, but deciding whether these new powers are a blessing or a curse is the least of their problems as they continue to be chased by their homicidal elders. Fast, furious, and oh so fun, Runaways is one of the titles in the Marvel Fantasy line, which is a group of comics written specifically for the teen audience. I also heartily endorse Spider-Man Loves Mary Jane, Vol. 1: Super Crush (all about the lovely high school redhead who pines after Peter Parker’s alter ego) andAstonishing X-Men: Emma Frost, Vol. 1 – Higher Learning(exposes the not-so humble beginnings of the X-Men’s mind-reading psychic chick)

Paul has a Summer Job by Michel Rabagliati

Paul has a Summer Job Paul is an aimless high school dropout living in Quebec, Canada in the 1970’s. He is saved from his dead-end job at the local print shop when an old friend from school calls up and asks Paul to join his counselor crew at a camp he’s put together for disadvantaged kids. Paul figures anything is better than printing, so he takes to the woods, envisioning fresh air, peaceful lakes, and hot chicks. Well, one out of three ain’t bad. His co-counselor, Annie, is pretty hot, but the mosquitoes, overly curious wildlife and crying kids almost put him over the edge. But things start looking up when Paul figures out how to tie a decent rock-climbing knot, bandage skinned elbows, and talk to Annie like a grown-up. This is a sweet and understated story about first jobs and first loves and what goes into making the kind of summer memories you never forget. Americans, don’t let the 1970’s Canadian references put you off–the author thoughtfully included a short list of explanations in the back. Tuck this one into your duffle bag beside the bug spray and flashlight next summer.

Scooter Girl by Chynna Clugston-Major

Scooter Girl Ashton Archer is a smug, ridiculously good-looking Lothario who always gets the girl…except this time. Meet Margaret Sheldon, the “scooter girl” of the title. Absolutely perfect in every way, this Vespa-riding Mod chick has no time for smooth talking scrubs. But Ashton won’t give up, until Margaret turns the tables on him and makes his life a living hell. When Ash finally gets over his obsession, Margaret unexpectedly comes back into his life, only this time, he swears, if he can’t have her, no one will–even if he has to hire a hit man to make it so! A wonderfully fun and slapstick take on the old Taming of the Shrew/David-and-Maddie-Moonlighting story, (if you don’t get that reference, you’re clearly under 30. Go ask your parents about it.) Scooter Girl is a anime-style, scrumptious visual feast of 60’s mod scooter culture and 80’s pop, all set in a time period that could only be now! Ash is a DJ, be sure to check out thepanels where he’s spinning–the author includes song titles and bands, so you have a sort of mental soundtrack to the story. It’s GROOVY!

Fray by Joss Whedon

Fray In a sort of Blade-Runner meets Mad Max future, Manhattan is an industrial slum peopled by everyone from regular old fashioned humans to genetically engineered mutants. In one of the seediest of the seedy neighborhoods, known as Versi, lives a full-time petty thief named Melaka Fray. Despite the fact that she can fall 50 stories and not break so much as a fingernail, Mel doesn’t think of herself as special in any way. Until a centuries old demon named Urkonn shows up one day and informs her otherwise. Turns out that Mel is a Slayer, born to kick vampire butt all the way back to hell. That’s why she heals so quickly and has an inbred hatred of the “lurks,” what the humans of her day call the sewer dwelling junkies that are actually vampires. Sound slightly familiar? That’s because the author of this GN is none other than Joss Whedon, creator of the immortal Buffy series. But with Fray, he kicks it up a notch, delivering a high impact heroine in a cool new format. Just as Buffy had her temptation in Angel, Mel’s Achilles’ heel is that her twin brother Harth, is a lurk bent on her destruction. Can she kill the only person she’s ever loved, even though technically he’s already dead? Now that Buffy lives on only in re-runs, you Slayer addicts are going to be looking for a new drug, and Mel Fray more than fits the bill. Plus, Buffy was just so model-perfect. In high contrast, Melaka looks like Tank Girl’s cousin, with purple-pink hair, blue lipstick, baggy cargo pants, and thick heeled Doc Martens. Fray is fantastic, and I can’t wait for the next installment.

Blankets by Craig Thompson

Blankets One of my top ten books of the year, Blankets blew me away with its powerfully raw honesty. Thompson recalls, in evocative, autobiographical comic panels and prose, what it was like to grow up in a judgmental, fundamentalist Christian home in the Midwest. As a child, Craig and his young brother survive their parents’ distant and punishing upbringing by sharing their love of drawing and creating imaginary worlds out of their shared bed and blankets. By the time he’s a teen, Craig feels like an outcast, not fitting in at school and still feeling doubt at church. Then, at a winter church camp, Craig meets Raina, a girl who is beautiful both inside and out. Together, they negotiate their first love affair, in the shadow of their moralistic families and their own ingrained Christian guilt. O gosh, is this a good book–and not just because I grew up in a judgmental, fundamentalist Christian home in the Midwest! Craig Thompson has written the book I have always wanted to write, and damn if he didn’t do it ten times better than I ever could. Not your typical superhero comic, this is a BIG graphic novel with BIG themes for BIG kids. If all you dig is Batman, wait a few years before picking up Blankets.

Shutterbug Follies by Jason Little

Shutterbug Follies Bee is a twenty-something that works one of those McJobs as a photo teckkie in the Big Apple. It’s more interesting than you might think�Bee has a blast making copies of people’s crazy pictures and laughing about them over a beer with friends. But then one day she develops some film that isn’t very funny. The pictures are all series of corpses, most of them looking like victims of brutal crimes. The man who turned in the film claims to be a famous crime-scene photographer-turned-artist. But Bee smells a rat, and she herself becomes a photo-tech-turned-amateur sleuth as she tries to find out the truth behind the film. A sharply drawn, quality bound hardcover GN, Shutterbug Follies is drawn just like it’s subject–with the sharp lines and bright colors of a photograph. Author Jason Little’s Bee is a scrappy heroine with a heart of gold and a morbid curiosity that gets her into all sorts of scary and sometimes ridiculous situations. Don’t let this one remain “undeveloped!”

Rose by Jeff Smith and Charles Vess

Rose An epic adventure based on common fairytale motifs, Rose is the story of two sisters, Rose and Briar Harvester. Both are princesses in training to become successors to the throne. But to be the chosen heir, the princess must be able to “see in dreams,” or be precognizant, to see the future in order to protect the kingdom from coming danger. Rose, the younger sister, has the “dreaming eye,” but Briar doesn’t. Yet it is Briar as the eldest who is expected to inherit the throne. Rose could care less, but there is a new danger menacing the kingdom in the form of an ancient evil, and the people need a leader who has the sight. Rose is blissfully and perhaps foolishly unaware that Briar has a plan for becoming the chosen heir, even is she has to do away with her sister to claim it! A wonderfully old-fashioned fairytale adventure with lots of dragons, heroes and sword fights, Rose is the age-old story of good vs. evil, with the modern message that sometimes there’s a lot of gray in between.

Birds of Prey: Batgirl/ Catwoman #1 by John Francis Moore, illustrated by Darick Robertson and Jimmy Palmiotti

Birds of Prey: Batgirl/ Catwoman #1 No, it’s not that simply TERRIBLE WB attempt to bring Oracle and Huntress off the page and onto the stage. Instead, DC gives us the back story on two of my very favorite characters, Barbara Gordon, aka Batgirl, (later known as Oracle) and the slinky, elusive Catwoman. Here we see Batgirl pre-Oracle as she is first taking up the Bat mantle and learning how to fly like the big guy. Concerned over the death of a young girl heavy into Gotham’s club scene, Batgirl finds herself in over her head when she discovers a conspiracy to lure innocent young women to their deaths. So it’s the Cat to the rescue! Our slinkster girl decides to help Batgirl, as long as she can still stage a heist of valuable WWII art in the process! A totally fun girl-superhero romp of the first order. And speaking of Catwoman…